Tuesday, May 08, 2012

National Shame: Female Foeticide

6th May 2012 was arguably the most important day in the history of Fight Against Female Foeticide in India. Thanks to the Efforts of the innumerable people and activists who stood against such insensitive behaviour.
Female Foeticide is in fact a matter of National Shame. 

Interestingly, Couples, especially the In-Laws and the Husband who are hungry for only Male Babies keep on torturing wives. As we all now know that only Nature can determine the Sex of the Baby. Mother is not to be blamed at all. And neither is the father to be blamed.

This crime is a professional misconduct in its own way.
Doctors have to protect lives and Humanity. They are the fore runners of the 'Good Society'. Hindi Cinema has praised them to a level of God with dialogues like 'Doctor Saheb aap humaare liye bhagwaan hain'.

You might mis-guide a patient to a Costlier Treatment which is still forgiveable. But will you not be Crossing All limits by simply killing a Sprout?

It is a Heinous Crime.


Babies are so sweet, so pure and so innocent. How can you kill them? And for what? A Boy? Is this all you want from life? Won't you be facing God (as per our beliefs)?
Won't The Almighty punish you for trying to repel his Decision (Girl Child)?

Cheating on the rise


Sex-Determination of the child in womb is an offence in our country. So people do it secretly. Doctors who are ready to help you also do that secretly.
Now, are you so sure that the doctor will not give you a false report by simply lying that "Its a Baby Girl" even when actually its a Boy (Exactly what you wanted)?

Haha you have been badly cheated...... and you committed a serious crime and you still have no off-springs, And God is watching.


Stop it. Enough is Enough.


Girls are ahead these days than the boys in almost all the aspects. They are always at the top of the Academic Ranks, Always Punctual, Always Caring and yes They Earn just the way we do.

A Romantic Encounter 1

A chilling weather was quite an unusual thing in a subtropical city like Bumbai. And the fact that it was just the third week of October made the weather a pleasant suprise.

Pratiksha was getting ready for college. She religiously woke up everyday at 5 o'clock in the morning and got ready to leave for college by 6.45 am. Unlike other girls, getting ready for college was not a big task for her because she looked so beautiful in anything that she wore and thanks to her spotless face and Bella like fairness she never had to Make-Up herself.

NMK college was a famous college amongst the Parents. Students used to hate the college because of the innumerable uncool and unnecessay rules and regulations. Discipline is the last thing on a college going student's mind as these are the only days they can enjoy and be free. Lectures at NMK were compulsory and bunking activities were never tolerated. In fact the whole environment around the college was such that only sincere and studious people took admissions in the college.

"Oh god!!"
Late again!
Yes, I have become quite a brat lately
Well we still have a chance to reach college if we rush.....
Bhaaagooo

Roshan and Altaf started runnning towards the college gates..... 

Once we reach inside the Campus we can halt. 


NMK was a religious college. Discipline was the religion.


Sweet Nothings


Monday, May 07, 2012

Jokes

Bhai ko Bhai Se Juda Kar DetiHai
"GF"
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Maa ko Bete Se Juda Kar DetiHai
"GF"
. pati Aur patni K Beech Jhagde
Paida Kar Deti Hai"GF"
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Insan ko Duniya Se Juda Kar Deti
Hai"GF"
... . Gharon Main Jhagda Paida Kar
Deti Hai"GF"
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"GF"Matlab -"Galat Fehmi"...... Jo Is
Waqt Aap Ko Hui Hai!
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Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom Hoti
Hai. :P :D




Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!
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Wife: Kyun?

Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.





Three different styles of proposing:

English: would you mind being my girlfriend?

Urdu: Kia ap meri dost banengi?

Punjabi: Velli phirdi ae kisi gareeb de kam ee aaja=))




Time : 9 am.
Place : Any Mumbai Local (or anywhere else too)
Words : Bajaar Upar Che?

I guess i need not mention whose words are those.
Tip: Do not disturb him then !



Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!
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Wife: Kyun?

Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.




Shaadi mein Simpu ne plate pe tissue paper dekh ke socha shayad yeh bhi khane wali cheez hain.....jaise hi woh khane laga doosra sardar jor se bola----- Na khai oyeee yeh fikka hain.....lolzzzzzzzz :)





Dear boys ..
If u like a girl.. thn let her know.. Tell her ..
Otherwise
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Competition bahot hai bhai. Or aaj-kal ki ladkiyo ka koi bharosa bhi nhi hai..
First come first serve hota hai...:qq
Jan hit main jaari.





2 ladies ko 20 sal ki jail ki saza mili
20 sal tak jail mein guzarne ke bad
Jab dono riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha…..
Chalo ab baki bate ghar pahoch ke karte hai.





Ek aadmi God se
Tune bachpana diya cheen liya,
jawani di cheen li,
paisa diya wapas le liya, ab ye biwi di hai
to de kar bhool gaya kya...=))





BeSt MessAge ''from
Forest Department 2 The Youth''
''Pedo(Tree) Se Bhi Utna hi Pyaar
Karo ..
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Jitna '' Pedo Ke Niche''
Aur
''Pedo ke Piche ''
Kiya Karte hO... !!!

Democratic Elections: Future

We have had so many techniques of making the elections a fair game. Ballot Boxes, Voting Machines and the Famous Nail Mark on the Middle Finger.

 Can the technology be involved into Elections? If i am not mistaken Norway has done that...... they use Computers for Voting. Can India use such technology for elections?

SMS or Miss call?

One TOLL FREE number and u can sms or call and answer the IVR

Computer Registration


When you can create blocks and families then why not assign a PC from where they can vote?


Blogging is a hard thing to do

It takes efforts everyday to write down something on a blog. If you are planning to start your own blog... Then be sure that you have TIME.

And if you do not have time.....then you can not blog.
What you need--
1. Two days to start your blog
2. Five days to start appearing on Search Results
3. fifteen to twenty posts to become a resource.
4. Keywords and a lot of them
5. One post everyday.
6. Minimum 6 months to be eligible for adsense
7. Lots of traffic to get a higher rank in Google Search results

You did it wrong!!

Did it wrong
Logic is such a simple word. What is the Difference between Logic and Common Sense? Well.... in normal vocabulary we use it for the same meanings.